Dogs

So, I currently have a Chihuahua, and in the same household we have a English Bulldog and a mutt. All females, so my house is overran by females. Four women, three female dogs, and myself. Boy, am I in trouble when I get home. So, currently at the pet store, they have an Akita on sale for $400... I want it so there will be another male in the house. Few problems here... House is already full, with small dogs and women. Second problem- Akitas are big dogs, about the size of a husky, same characteristics and whatnot of a husky. Third- Akitas are very intelligient dogs, so something tells me I would go play fetch with the dog and somehow the Akita would make me look like an idiot. Third problem- Janelle won't let me get another dog... Dang it... So, this blog is for you Janelle, in the hopes you change your mind. Tara is very well trained, cleaning the boogers out of your nose, the wax out of your ear, and just generally licking you... So, you should let me get an Akita so I can train it to wash the laundry, vacuum, sweep and mop the kitchen, and make dinner. Would that not make life entirely easier for you? Just think, if you had a smart dog in the house the things it could do for you. Maybe even train it to mow the lawn when I am not home... Which is most of the time... Please...